£445
The Speechy team are globally renowned for crafting exceptional speeches. Whether you’re the groom, best man, bride, mum, dad, or a brave mate grabbing the mic, our Wedding Speech Writing Service is designed to help you nail it.
We’re not just ghostwriters – we’re comedy TV scriptwriters, former BBC producers, and professional storytellers with one shared goal: to make your speech unforgettable (for all the right reasons).
We help you sound like the best version of yourself. No clichés. No internet gags. Just a brilliant, bespoke speech that actually sounds like you.
If you’re not thrilled with your first draft, we’ll work with you until you are. Unlimited edits, no extra fee.
Heidi and the whole team at Speechy are an absolute gem! In addition to their talent and extensive experience in speech writing, Heidi had an impressive way of listening to me talk about mine and my partners personal anecdotes, before putting it in such a funny and beautiful way that it felt as though she’d known us for years. Navigating through the wedding industry often feels like you’re stuck on a conveyer belt....Speechy is the complete opposite. They treat you and your wedding like you’re the one and only. I couldn’t recommend them more.
We’re not the cheapest wedding writers on the market and there’s a reason for that. We’re writers with credibility.
A great wedding speech takes more than a way with words. Our team includes a BAFTA winner, a ghostwriter for comedians, and me, a former BBC TV director and author of The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches (Little, Brown). Between us, we’ve written for prime-time BBC entertainment shows, globally renowned celebrities, CEOs and British politicians. Publications from The Times to Forbes come to us for speech advice. We bring that same expertise to your stories, your humour and your big moment.
“We never put words in people’s mouths. Our questionnaire gets clients thinking and noticing the everyday things they take for granted. Our chat lets us hear their natural voice and dig deeper. The best lines often come from a tangent or a casual aside they barely notice. Suddenly, that throwaway comment becomes the centrepiece of their speech.”
– Heidi Ellert-McDermott, founder of Speechy

We aren’t just good speechwriters, we’re great journalists. We know how to work with people and have a way of extracting great material from even the most bewildered of speakers.
Whether you’re suffering from a blank page or a confusing mass of ideas, we’re your ultimate ally. We’ll help you find that story-telling theme that transforms your toast from a series of random thoughts into a narrative that keeps your audience hooked.
We never put words in our clients’ mouths. Instead, with our wedding speech writing service, we make sure your speech is as unique as the person you’re paying tribute to.

Groan! So many speakers resort to bad gags, cheesy cliches and old-fashioned etiquette. We make sure you don’t.
Your speech shouldn’t include lines you’ve found on the internet.
As professional comedy scriptwriters, we know how to create original humour, tailored to you and the wedding day.

We’ve written hundreds of wedding speeches and none of them sound the same.
It’s easy to resort to platitudes when you’re talking about love. It’s our job to make sure you don’t.
We hate wedding speech white noise.

Studies have shown that people are hard-wired to engage with stories.
That’s why we ensure your speech doesn’t get overwhelmed by needless wedding-waffle.
No one wants to listen to lists. Adjectives do not light up our brains. Stories do.
And we’ll help you find your best ones.

Our Wedding Speech Writing Service comes with unlimited edits. This means, that no matter how far ahead of the wedding day you like to work, we’re here for you right up until you grab the mic. If something changes, if you have an extra story to add, we’ll rework your speech.
And if you find you’d like a bit of delivery coaching, we have you covered too. We offer a full 360 service to ensure you nail the speech on the day.
In a rush to write your speech, check out our Urgent Service. Or delivering a joint speech, dive into our Couple’s Service.

As early as you can. Booking secures your place in our diary, and we’ll then agree timescales with you. We email your first draft within a week of your research call, and because edits are unlimited, there’s plenty of time to perfect it before the day.
We generally encourage clients to book in their research call with us two to three months before the wedding. That gives us plenty of time to perfect it, and crucially, lots of time for you to rehearse.
Of course, sometimes that isn’t possible. We can deliver bespoke speeches quicker but if it’s within the week of the wedding our Urgent Service (£545) is what you’ll need to book. Call or WhatsApp us prior to purchasing to ensure we can accommodate the Urgent Service.
Long enough to land the laughs and the emotion, short enough that nobody checks their watch. We’ll work to whatever you (or the wedding planner) want but our sweet spot for a wedding speech is 900–1,300 words – which is about seven minutes and comfortably under ten minutes including laughter.
Some clients do request a three-minute speech but usually realise more is needed to make an impact and say everything they want.
Rest assured, we’ll tailor the length to your role, your material and ensure guests are engaged throughout. Our TV scriptwriting background has made us ruthless in cutting the wedding-waffle, cheesy gags and platitudes.
That’s exactly what we’re here for. We’re journalists as well as comedy writers, and we have a way of extracting great material from even the most bewildered speaker. Our questionnaire and research call jog memories you didn’t know you had, then we find the humour in your real-life moments. You bring the raw material; we’ll make it sparkle.
Only if you tell them. We work with celebrities and high-profile clients, and most of them take full credit for our work. We treat everything you share with us in confidence, and your finished speech is yours to deliver as your own.
Yes. We work with clients all around the world. Your research and feedback calls can be online or on the phone, arranged at a time that suits you, and everything else happens by email. You can even view our prices in your local currency.
It’s our promise that you’ll love your speech. Most clients are delighted with the first draft, but if you’re not thrilled, we’ll keep refining it with you. And if you still don’t love it, we’ll give you your money back.
Unlimited edits are included in the one-off fee, right up until you grab the mic.
This is our core bespoke service for any wedding role, from groom and best man to bride, parents or a brave mate.
If your wedding is fast approaching, our Urgent Service (£545) is designed for tight deadlines.
If you’re a couple giving a joint speech, our Couple’s Service (£575) is built around the two of you, whether you’re a newlywed or a best friend double act. The process and turnaround are similar for all our bespoke speechwriting services but prices vary depending on the timescale and number of speakers.
Every bespoke speech comes with a cheat-sheet with tips on delivering it like a pro, emailed once your speech is signed off. If you’d like one-to-one help rehearsing, our Power Hour Delivery Coaching (£225) is a live online session with personalised, annotated delivery notes.

