Celebration Speech Writing Service

We don’t just say we’re professionals – we’ve earned it.

Our team includes ex-BBC comedy writers, journalists, and ghostwriters for high-profile comedians. Top-tier media publish our speech advice…

• The New York Times to The Times
• BBC TV & radio shows
• Forbes to The Independent 
• The Drew Barrymore Show 

We’ve helped everyone from nervous best men to CEOs who usually speak to thousands. And yes, we’ve even written for celebrities (though we’re too discreet to name-drop… often).

“We take the skill of a writer’s room and apply it to the most personal moments of your life.” – Heidi, Speechy Founder

With Speechy, you’re not just getting a speech writer for hire – you’re getting the combined brainpower of a team that lives and breathes words.

We’re not here to turn you into a stand-up comic or a Shakespeare wannabe. Our job is to make your voice clearer, sharper, and more confident.

That’s why we start with a deep dive into your stories, memories, and vibe. Whether you want something light, sentimental, playful, or poetic – we write to match you.

We’ve worked with:

• First-time speakers and professional presenters

• Clients from 20-somethings to 80-somethings

• People who say “I love public speaking!” and people who say “I’d rather eat a wasp.”

“The best speeches sound like the person delivering them-but with a little more sparkle.” Heidi, Speechy Founder

Tired jokes? We wouldn’t dare.

Whether you want a speech that’s subtly witty or full-on hilarious, we’ll make sure your humour is fresh, sharp, and naturally funny.

🚫 Bad: “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” (We’ve all heard it before!)
✅ Better: “Paul claims to be ‘forever young’—but the fact he still calls it ‘The Facebook’ says otherwise.”

🚫 Bad: “Life begins at 40.”
✅ Better: “James claims he peaked at 26—and the mullet in the wedding photos agrees.”

We fine-tune the tone to suit your audience, whether you’re speaking at a posh hotel or your local pub.

Our speech writing service is in another league to most.

Forget the Hallmark sentiments and generic praise- we ensure your speech is authentic, engaging, and deeply personal. We’ll help you ditch the tired phrases and uncover what really makes this occasion, and the people involved, so special.

🚫 Bad: “You’re an inspiration to everyone here.” (Sounds nice but… why?)
✅ Better: “Margaret doesn’t just go the extra mile—she’s the one organising the carpool, bringing snacks, and making sure everyone’s having a good time along the way.”

OR

🚫 Bad: “Dave, you’ve always been there for us. A true friend. Kind. Generous.” (Yawn…)
✅ Better: “Dave’s the only man I know who can set up a BBQ in a hurricane, forget the sausages, but still call it a success.”

We’ll help you turn small moments into powerful memories and awkward family anecdotes into showstoppers.

Research shows that people remember stories far more than lists of compliments. That’s why we craft speeches that feel like an experience, not just words on a page.

We’ll turn your best memories into a compelling narrative—so your audience is hooked from start to finish.

🚫 Bad: “Steve is hardworking, kind, and always up for a laugh.” (Too vague, too forgettable!)
✅ Better: “Steve once offered to build a flat-pack wardrobe. Three hours, one missing screw, and a mild existential crisis later, he declared it ‘a feature, not a flaw.’”

We guarantee you’ll love your speech or we’ll keep working on it until you do. Our speech writing service comes with unlimited edits and expert guidance.

Because a great speech isn’t just about words – it’s about creating a moment that people will talk about long after the party’s over.

That’s why we offer a delight guarantee; because every celebration deserves a speech that brings joy to all who hear it.