Celebration Speech Edit Service

£195

Currently taking bookings

Got a speech for a big birthday, retirement, or anniversary that’s nearly there but not quite landing? Our Speech Edit Service is here to help.

At Speechy, we take your draft and elevate it – sharpening the structure, adding wit and warmth, and making sure your message hits exactly the right note. Whether your speech needs a little polish or a full glow-up, we’ve got the skills to make it shine.

We’re a team of professional writers with BBC comedy credentials, a global reputation, and a serious passion for storytelling.

Featured in The New York Times to Brides & beyond
Written for BBC radio, TV shows & even ghostwritten for famous comedians
‘Excellent’ rated on Trustpilot

With our speech editing service, we’ve helped hundreds of speakers around the world ditch the clichés and deliver speeches that entertain, engage, and leave a lasting impression.

No waffle. No cringe. Just smart, original words that sound like you – on your best day.

How it works

1️⃣ Purchase Your Speech Editing Service 💳

Pay securely using your preferred card, then upload your speech or email it to hello@speechy.com. Got questions? Just give us a shout!

2️⃣ We’ll Get to Work ✍️

We’ll review your speech and check in if we need any extra details. Then, we’ll ditch the waffle, cut the clichés, and make every line count. Expect a speech that’s poignant, memorable, and genuinely funny (without the cheese). Oh, and we’ll probably sneak in a few extra punchlines too! 🎤😆

3️⃣ Relax 😌

A week later, your supercharged speech lands in your inbox. If we’ve misunderstood anything or a new line doesn’t quite fit, we’ll tweak it – because getting it just right matters. 📝✨

How The Speechy Team Will Supercharge Your Speech...

1 - Dial Up The Humour

💀 “Life begins at 40… but so does back pain and needing to Google ‘Is this normal?’” Too predictable.

As part of our Speech Editing Service we’ll replace stale, overused jokes with fresh, personalised humour that actually lands. Whether you want a light chuckle or full-blown belly laughs, we’ll inject wit and personality while keeping it natural to you.

2 - Amp Up The Anecdotes

🚫 “Bob is just a great guy. He’s always been there for us. A real stand-up bloke.” Yawn.

No one remembers generic speeches. We’ll transform your good-but-bland stories into engaging, laugh-out-loud moments. Whether it’s the time Dave accidentally locked himself in a portaloo or Sandra’s infamous karaoke performance, we’ll bring those stories to life so your audience hangs onto every word.

3 - Keep It Concise

😵 “And before I finish, let me just add one more thing… and another… and another…” Make it stop!

Long-winded speeches are a buzzkill. We’ll cut the waffle, trim the fluff, and make sure every word earns its place. The result? A speech that’s engaging, impactful, and doesn’t outstay its welcome.

With our sharp editing skills, we’ll help you cut through the fluff and get straight to the heart of the matter.

4 - Cut The Platitudes

🧐 “They’ve always been an amazing friend/colleague/family member.” Yeah, but how?

Your speech should sound authentic, not like it was written by a Hallmark card. We’ll help you ditch the clichés and dig deeper—capturing what makes this person truly special. And if we need more details, we’ll send you tailored questions to help uncover the best material.

5 - Delight Guaranteed

We’re so confident we can transform your speech that if we can’t, we’ll give you a full refund. No risks, just results.

So, if you want to ditch the dull and deliver a speech that actually gets remembered, let’s make it happen! 🚀🎉

🎁 If you think you might need more than our Speech Editing Service, check out our Celebration Speech Writing Service.
✍️ Want a DIY start? Try our downloadable birthday, anniversary or retirement speech templates – ready when you are.

We’re rated ‘Excellent' on Trustpilot for a reason...

All that I can say is that without this company I would have probably made a dull and boring speech when in actual fact I am now the talk of the family for an amazing speech.

Was I impressed? YES!! My speech is now amazing, the perfect balance, and I feel so excited to give my speech, now Heidi and the team at Speechy made it PERFECT! I can't thank them enough!

On the big night, the speech got a terrific reception, the crowd was engaged and engaging, and acclaim was widespread! Thanks a million to Heidi and to Speechy. They have to be the best in the business.