£445
If you’re considering a couple’s wedding speech service, you’re clearly not the kind of duo who settles for ordinary. Your speech should be as memorable, fun, and perfectly in sync as the two of you—not a predictable, copy-and-paste wedding toast.
That’s where Speechy comes in. We’re not just speechwriters; we’re BBC-trained scriptwriters, ghostwriters for well-known comedians, and published wedding speech experts. Our expertise has been:
With our Bespoke Service, we take the time to understand your personalities, your story, and the vibe you want to bring to the room. Whether you want hilarious, heartfelt, or a mix of both, we collaborate with you to brainstorm ideas, fine-tune every line, and ensure the speech feels authentically ‘you’.
And because we stand by our work, we offer a DELIGHT GUARANTEE.
Bagging the title of the ‘Couple’s Champion’ in the wedding supplier world wasn’t just a lucky break – it’s because we get what makes a joint wedding speech work.
✔ Double the speakers, double the fun – A joint speech lets you play off each other and show off your relationship dynamic in real time.
✔ But… double the stress -Writing a speech as a duo can get tricky fast. Too many cooks can spoil a toast, and trust us—debating every word can be more stressful than seating arrangements!
That’s where we come in. We’ll help you:
With us, your speech will be as fun to give as it is to listen to.
We’re not just speechwriters—we’re BBC-trained scriptwriters, ghostwriters for high-profile comedians, and authors of ‘The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches’.
Our work has been featured in:
✔ The New York Times, Forbes, Brides & The Times
✔ BBC TV & Radio
✔ Ghostwriting for A-list comedians & celebrities
Yes, we may not be the cheapest, but we’re the best at what we do. If you want a speech that’s polished, professional, and guaranteed to land laughs (and maybe a few happy tears), you’re in the right place.
We don’t just throw fancy words on a page—we get to know you.
✔ Got writer’s block? We’ll extract the best stories from you with our expertly designed questionnaire.
✔ Too many ideas? We’ll help you shape them into a compelling, natural-flowing speech.
✔ Not a natural speaker? No worries. We write in a way that makes delivery easy, engaging, and 100% YOU.
🚫 Bad: “We’re so lucky to have found each other. We just fit.” (Generic, forgettable.)
✅ Better: “We knew we were meant to be when we both independently prepared PowerPoint presentations to convince the other about which dog breed to get.” (Now that’s real love! 😂)
Studies show that people remember stories, not lists of compliments—so we turn your best moments into engaging, cinematic narratives.
Your speech should be like the ultimate modern rom-com:
✔ Funny – packed with personality and playful moments
✔ Sweet – heartwarming but never sickly
✔ Memorable – for all the right reasons
🚫 Bad: “You’re such a great friend. You’re always there for me.” (Nice, but vague…)
✅ Better: “Jack once helped me move house in 30-degree heat. I repaid him with a lukewarm beer and a takeaway that arrived two hours late. And yet—he’s still here today.” (Shows, rather than tells!)
We’ll craft a speech that has your guests rooting for you and ready to party!
Wedding speeches shouldn’t sound like a bad best man’s Google search. We banish the boring and bring in the brilliance.
✔ No generic wedding fluff – “Marriage is like a rollercoaster” (Yawn…)
✔ No overused one-liners – “Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional” (We’ve all heard it before!)
✔ Only fresh, original humour – the kind that actually makes your guests laugh (and not just politely chuckle).
🚫 Bad: “Love is about compromise.” (Sure, but where’s the personality?)
✅ Better: “Love is about compromise. I accepted that their definition of ‘on my way’ includes a 20-minute detour, and they tolerate my obsession with reading restaurant menus days in advance.”
Your speech isn’t just written, delivered, and forgotten. We’re with you from the first draft to the final performance.
✔ Unlimited edits – We tweak it until you’re 100% happy.
✔ Rehearsal advice – Expert tips to nail your delivery and own the mic.
✔ A DELIGHT GUARANTEE – If you don’t love your speech, we’ll make it right.
Because a wedding speech isn’t just about getting through it—it’s about creating a moment that people will remember forever.
🎤 Let’s make yours unforgettable.
