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This gay groom speech template is written & designed by the Speechy wordsmiths; the go-to wedding speech experts.
The team have contributed to various UK comedy shows, authored ‘The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches’, and our advice has been featured everywhere from The New York Times to The Drew Barrymore Show. We boast an ‘excellent’ rating on Trustpilot for good reason.
Unlike other templates on the market, this one is NOT…
Instead, this template will ensure your speech is memorable for all the right reasons.
✔ We’ve written for TV, radio, and some of the biggest names in comedy – if it’s meant to be funny, it actually will be
✔ Publications like The Times to Forbes turn to us for speechwriting expertise
✔ Even BBC legend Scott Mills has publicly admitted to working with us – so you’re in good company
We’ve worked with celebrities, high-profile clients, and now, you because every wedding deserves a show-stopping speech.
This isn’t about following tradition – it’s about owning the mic and making your moment unforgettable.
Your wedding speech isn’t just a formality – it’s your chance to celebrate your love story, in your words, your way.
✔ No lifeless, fill-in-the-blanks script
✔ No tired “marriage advice” that doesn’t actually mean anything
✔ No awkwardly wedging your names into a speech that could be about any couple
We designed this template to help you dig into your journey, your inside jokes, your best moments, and turn them into a speech that’s both hilarious and heartfelt.
Because, let’s be real – your love story deserves more than a bunch of recycled Pinterest quotes.
If wedding speech etiquette seems like a confusing maze of thank-yous and formalities, don’t worry – we’ve mapped it all out for you.
✔ Who you should thank (and who you can totally skip)
✔ How to make sure you’re sentimental without sounding like a rom-com monologue
✔ Ways to honour loved ones who aren’t there, without dampening the mood
We’ve thought about everything, so you don’t have to – meaning you can focus on making people laugh, cry (in a good way), and raise their glasses to you and your husband.
Some wedding jokes have been around since forever, and they weren’t funny the first time.
🚫“Marriage is like a deck of cards… you start with two hearts and a diamond, and end up with a club and a spade.
🚫“Marriage is like a deck of cards… you start with two hearts and a diamond, and end up with a club and a spade. “I wanted to start by thanking my in-laws… for raising such an incredible man and, more importantly, for finally letting me take him off your hands.”
🚫“They say marriage is about compromise – which is why I’ve agreed to always be wrong.”
Yeah. Let’s not.
Instead, our template helps you craft humour that’s personal, witty, and actually funny – no cringeworthy one-liners, just genuine laughs based on your real relationship.
At Speechy, we don’t do boring.
✔ Each Speech Theme is designed around a compelling, fresh narrative
✔ Your speech will have a proper beginning, middle, and mic-drop-worthy finish
✔ No lifeless wedding waffle – just sharp, stylish storytelling that keeps guests hooked
This isn’t just a speech template – it’s your secret weapon for owning the moment and making your husband fall even harder for you (again).