Groom Speech Template

£29

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Speechy’s Groom Speech Template ensures your wedding speech will be remembered for all the right reasons.

The Speechy team are TV scriptwriters & comedians by trade. We’re the authors of ‘The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches, and our wedding speech advice has featured everywhere from The Times to BBC Sounds ‘Best Men’ podcast. We’ve written for high-profile comedians & TV shows, and now, we’re here to help you!

Unlike other templates on the market, this one is NOT…

full of cheesy wedding gags
swamped by tedious wedding-waffle
packed with cliches and platitudes
your standard cut and paste job

We’re rated ‘excellent’ on Trustpilot for a reason.

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How it works

1 - Click, Pay, Conquer

Click. Pay. Done. You’re now one step closer to delivering a groom’s speech that’s legendary, not just ‘lovely’.

2 - Instant Download (No Waiting, No Panic)

Your Groom Speech Template is available immediately after purchase – grab it from Checkout, your Dashboard, or the email we’ll send (if it’s not in your inbox, check your junk mail – it’s probably just playing hard to get).

3 - Choose Your Style – From Classic to Comedic Genius

We’ve packed in FOUR distinct Speech Themes, from classic and heartfelt to modern and witty. Pick the one that suits your style, follow the expert prompts, and you’ll have a brilliant speech in under an hour.

4 - Unlock Your Best Stories with the Content-Creator

Think you have nothing interesting to say? Wrong. Our Content-Creator (an editable PDF) is designed to jog your memory, spark ideas, and help you uncover stories you didn’t even realise you had. It won’t magically write your speech for you (we’re not actual wizards), but it’ll help you create something authentic, meaningful, and uniquely yours.

5 - Unlock Your Best Stories with the Content-Creator

A great speech isn’t just about what you say – it’s about how you say it. That’s why we’ve included expert delivery tips to help you rehearse, own the mic, and time your jokes (and sentimental bits) perfectly. No mumbling, no reading off a crumpled napkin – just pure groom speech brilliance.

6 - Need Backup? We’re Your Speechwriting Wingmen

Most grooms smash it with just the template, but if you need a little extra polish, your template fee can be redeemed against our Edit, Bespoke, or Delivery Coaching Service. Just give us a shout – we’ll turn your speech from great to unforgettable.

What Makes This Groom Speech Template So Good? (Click On The Headings To Find Out!)

1 - We're (officially) Wedding Speech Experts

When it comes to wedding speeches, we’re not just good – we’re the best in the business.

✔ We write for TV, radio, and world-class comedians – our jokes don’t just land, they bring the house down
✔ Top publications – from The New York Times to Forbes come to us for speechwriting expertise
✔ We’ve worked with celebrities and high-profile clients who demand nothing but excellence

Basically, if you’re worried about delivering a dull, cliché-ridden groom speech – you’ve come to the right place.

2 - The Template Gets The Best Out of You

We wanted our Groom Speech Template to be more than a generic, cut-and-paste job.

✔ No boring, predictable ‘insert name here’ speeches
✔ No bland, box-ticking thank-you lists
✔ No lifeless Pinterest platitudes

Instead, we spent months perfecting a structure that helps you craft something genuinely personal, engaging, and full of personality. You’ll sound like yourself – just a funnier, sharper version.

3 - Modern Groom Speech Etiquette? Sorted

The groom’s speech has more etiquette rules than you might think – and yes, there are a few potential landmines.

✔ Who to thank (without sounding like you’re reading out a receipt)
✔ How to pay tribute to absent loved ones with class and sincerity
✔ What not to say (trust us, some jokes are best left unsaid)

Our template makes sure you nail every important moment – and still have time for a drink before dessert.

4 - A Groom Speech Template With Zero Cheesy Jokes

Let’s be honest – some wedding jokes should have been banned years ago.

🚫 “Without all of you here today, it wouldn’t be the same… but it would be cheaper.”
🚫 “My wife is wonderful, kind, and caring. She deserves a good husband. Thank God she married me before she found one.”

Yeah… no.

Our template helps you craft humour that’s actually funny – no tired one-liners, no cringey dad jokes, just genuine laughs drawn from your real relationship, experiences, and personality.

5 - Much More Than Your Standard Speech Template

At Speechy, we don’t do boring.

✔ Each Speech Theme is structured like a great story – with a beginning, middle, and epic finish
✔ You’ll hook guests from the first line and keep them engaged right through to the toast
✔ No lifeless wedding waffle – just smart, sharp, and stylish storytelling

If you want a speech that gets laughs, brings a tear to the eye, and makes you look effortlessly brilliant, you’re in the right place.

We’re rated ‘Excellent' on Trustpilot for a reason...

I bought a Speechy template as our best man was freaking out about writing a speech. His speech was so funny and cleverly written that he forgot all about his nerves and delivered a cracking speech.

Do yourself a favour and work with Speechy - you will not regret it.

Long story short, I had multiple people on my wedding day tell me their favorite part of the wedding was my speech, something I would have never guessed people would say!