Sister of the Groom Speech

Sister of the Groom Speech – Tips for a Loving Roast

So, your brother’s getting married – and somehow, you got roped into speaking. Whether you’re the only family member brave enough to grab the mic or simply couldn’t resist the chance to get the last word in, welcome to your moment in the spotlight.

This guide will help you craft a sister of the groom speech that’s witty, personal, and actually enjoyable to write.

“A brilliant speech doesn’t need big words – just big heart, a decent structure, and a few killer anecdotes.” – Heidi, The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches

What You Don’t Need To Worry About

Let’s start with what’s not your job:

• No need for a formal greeting. Just stand up, smile and a ‘Hello, everyone!’ sets a nice, conversational tone
• No long list of thank yous – the newlyweds will handle that
• No need to pretend your brother’s perfect. In fact, we strongly encourage the opposite

Instead, focus on:

• Complimenting your brother’s partner (sincerely if possible – strategically if not)
• Sharing your excitement about welcoming your new sibling-in-law
• Telling stories only you could tell

Sister of the Groom Speech Length & Timing

Have a quick chat with the couple about speech length. If there are a lot of speakers, they might ask you to keep things tight.

As a rule of thumb:

• Aim for 750-1,100 words
• That’s about 5 to 8 minutes
• Keep it punchy – edit your first draft down by a third if you can

“No one has ever said ‘I wish that speech was longer’ – not once in the history of weddings.” – Heidi

Step 1: Gather Your Intel

Behind every brilliant wedding speech is a stash of memories, photos, and mildly humiliating anecdotes.

Tips:

• Scroll your family WhatsApp chats, old photo albums, and his social media accounts
• Raid your family home (with parental permission)
• Rope in other relatives for forgotten stories and alternative angles

And yes, you’re allowed to tease your brother, but remember to balance mockery with moments of genuine love.

Did you grow up wrestling over the TV remote or plotting mischief like a sibling Bonnie and Clyde? Was one of you definitely the favourite child? Tell us everything.

Also think about your parents. Your speech is a chance to reflect on the home you shared and the chaos you survived. Whether you were banned from sugar after 4pm or forced into matching holiday T-shirts, it’s all good material.

Step 2: Find Your Theme

Every great speech has a thread running through it. That’s your theme – the lens through which all your stories and observations make sense.

Ideas:

• “From House-Trained to Husband” – a personal journey
• “The Musical Misadventures of DJ Dan” – perfect for a music-obsessed brother
• “How to Survive Life With My Brother (A Guide for His Spouse)”

Let your anecdotes build the theme. This isn’t a biography – it’s a loving roast with structure.

“Themes turn rambling memories into memorable storytelling. They give your speech that Netflix polish.” – Heidi

Step 3: Crafting Your Speech Structure

Break it down into sections to keep yourself sane and your audience engaged.

For example:

1. Intro / Hook – who you are and a punchy line to open
2. The Childhood Years – sibling mischief, early warning signs
3. The Adult Version – career, quirks, glow-up moments
4. The Love Bit – tribute to your brother and his new partner
5. Toast – ending with warmth and a smile

Opening Line Ideas:

• “When I first heard my brother was getting married, I assumed he’d finally proposed to his Xbox.”
• “I’ve known the groom for 32 years – and I have receipts.”
• “As someone who’s shared a bathroom with him, I can confidently say his partner is brave beyond belief.”

“Openings matter. Hit them with something real, something funny, or something completely unexpected.” – Heidi

Step 4: Add Humour Without Going Rogue

Humour is your best friend, but steer clear of Googled jokes and tired clichés. Instead:

• Observe your brother’s quirks – his obsession with spreadsheets, his irrational fear of pigeons, his suspiciously long ‘gym sessions’.
• Use exaggeration: “He says he’s laid-back, but he irons his socks.”
• Include visual gags or props if it fits your style

Need more help? Check out our blog: How To Make Your Wedding Speech Funny.

Still need help? Get inspiration from funny sibling quotes. 

Step 5: Bring the Sentiment

The emotional bit is where you bring the room back down gently from the giggles.

Acknowledge:

• What your brother means to you
• How happy he looks with his partner
• What you hope for their future

You don’t have to gush. Just speak honestly.

“Sentiment hits hardest when it’s not overplayed. Think confessions, not clichés.” – Heidi

Step 6: Rehearse & Deliver Like a Legend

You’ve written it – now own it. Delivery isn’t just the icing on the cake; it’s the confetti, the DJ, and the perfectly timed mic drop.

Rehearsal Tips:

• Read it aloud five times in a row – you’ll be amazed how different it sounds spoken
• Practise right before bed – your brain loves a late-night cram (science backs this)
• Print it – because phones freeze and WhatsApp pings are mood killers

Delivery Notes:

• Smile – it’s literally contagious and helps relax you as much as your audience
• Pause for laughs – let people enjoy the moment (and don’t talk over your own punchlines).
• Sneaky cheat – Prep a couple of close mates to audibly laugh, it helps create a jovial atmosphere and encourages others!
• Make eye contact with the room – pick friendly faces and rotate naturally
• Own your nerves. Everyone’s rooting for you, not waiting for a TED Talk. You’re not being judged – you’re being celebrated

Check out our Speech Delivery Tips for more pointers.