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(Of course, if you’re looking for more than ‘advice’, check out Speechy’s bespoke speechwriting service. We also have a range of excellent speech templates that might be just what you need.)
Every groom wants their speech to be romantic. The problem? Romance too often ends up sounding like Pinterest quotes, Hallmark card platitudes, or something that ChatGPT spat out on autopilot. Guests switch off, your partner rolls her eyes, and your speech joins the forgettable pile.
The good news: genuine romance isn’t about cheesy lines. It’s about proving you really notice your partner. The quirks, the random habits, the private jokes. That’s what makes a speech powerful and personal.
When we work with grooms on their speeches, we always push them to ditch the clichés and drill into the details. Here’s how you can do the same.
Love is big, abstract, and a little fluffy. Like is practical. It’s grounded. It’s noticing that your partner always lets you steal their chips, never moans when you’re wrong, and has an encyclopaedic knowledge of space facts that make you fall for them all over again.
We often ask our clients: what did you like about your partner today? That usually sparks the best anecdotes.
Speech inspo:
“I realised I liked you when you let me eat the last slice of pizza without making it a big deal. That’s real love.”
“I like the way you always get the giggles at the worst possible moment… funerals, traffic jams, job interviews.”
“I like that you know every lyric to every Taylor Swift song, even the ones she hasn’t released yet.”
“I like that you don’t just tolerate my obsessions – you join in. Not everyone would watch 27 hours of Marvel back-to-back just to prove a point.”
“I like that you’ve turned me into the kind of person who owns scatter cushions. Against my will, but still.”
It’s not the proposal story or the Instagram-worthy holidays that hit home. It’s the small, slightly ridiculous details.
One groom we worked with described the exact snort-laugh his partner makes when she’s trying (and failing) to be serious. Another talked about her morning conversations with the dog that were so surreal he felt like a third wheel.
That kind of detail shows you notice your partner in the everyday moments – and that’s deeply romantic.
Speech inspo – Cute quirks to talk about:
“The way she tries to whisper in the cinema but somehow still manages to be louder than the actual film.”
“The look on his face when he’s pretending to understand the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie.”
“The ridiculous one-sided conversations she has with the dog every morning – and the fact the dog clearly understands.”
“The snort-laugh that bursts out every time she’s trying to be serious. Especially at weddings… which is worrying.”
“The way he insists he doesn’t cry at movies, while very obviously crying at Paddington 2.”
Sounds counterintuitive, right? But trust us – the best speeches mix honesty with affection. By admitting the minor quirks that slowly chip away at your sanity, your heartfelt lines later hit much harder.
Speech Inspo – The Frustrations Bit
“I love you even though your floordrobe has now been granted its own postcode.”
“I love you despite the fact you think cutlery can ‘soak itself clean’ by living in the sink.”
“I love you even though you pack for holidays like we’re emigrating.”
“I love you despite your taste in music because honestly, no one needs that much Phil Collins.”
Forget “I vow to love you forever.” Snooze. Instead, add bespoke promises that are funny, romantic and totally you.
We often encourage grooms to add two or three promises. Some client favourites have been:
“I promise to protect you from spiders, even the tiny ones I can’t see.”
“I promise to console you when England lose the rugby… again.”
“I promise to never watch an episode of The Mandalorian without you.”
One groom promised to learn how to bake his partner’s favourite key lime pie – and then wheeled out a freshly made one mid-speech. That’s romance.
Every couple has obsessions, guilty pleasures and snacks they’d die for. Why not use those in your speech?
One groom declared, “I love you more than discovering Walkers made Onion Bhaji crisps.” Another said, “I love you more than a brand-new pair of white trainers.” Guests loved it – because it was authentic and funny.
Speech Inspo – The Weird Comparisons
“I love you more than a perfectly buttered slice of toast – and that’s saying something.”
“I love you more than finding out Greggs now delivers.”
“I love you more than our Netflix password, which, let’s be honest, holds this relationship together.”
Movies, music, books – whatever you both geek out over is fair game.
Speech Inspo – Shared Culture
“We bonded over Harry Potter – which is why I knew she was the one when she let me be Gryffindor and didn’t make me Slytherin.”
“Some couples have ‘our song’. We have ‘our boxset’ – and it’s the reason we haven’t socialised on a Friday night for the past five years.”
“We fell in love at Glastonbury – which means our romance officially smells of cider, glitter and poor life choices.”
The most romantic speeches often make people laugh too. If your partner cracks you up with their fridge-magnet poetry or questionable karaoke skills, lean into it.
Guests don’t just want “aww” moments – they want to see the joy and silliness that make your relationship work.
Speech Inspo – The Laughs
“Her fridge magnet poetry always ends up filthy – and somehow still manages to rhyme with ‘willy’.”
“He once tried to surprise me with breakfast in bed. The smoke alarm went off before the toast popped.”
“She makes me laugh every time she attempts yoga. It looks less downward dog, more panicked badger.”
“She can’t get through telling a joke without laughing halfway – which is honestly funnier than the punchline.”
If the line you’ve written could apply to any other bride or groom, scrap it. Romance isn’t about what sounds impressive – it’s about what feels real.
And if you’re still struggling? Well, this is literally our day job. We’ve worked with hundreds of grooms to craft speeches that are funny, romantic and truly personal.
From the shy accountant who had guests in tears, to the festival fanatic whose Glastonbury love story had the best man high-fiving us afterwards – we know how to help you nail it.
Or check out our How To Write Your Groom Speech video.
The Speechy team are TV-trained scriptwriters/comedians by trade & we’ve helped 1,000s of speakers around the world deliver their dream speech.
Our advice has been quoted everywhere from The New York Times to Grazia and from Forbes to The Observer. Our founder has also featured on the BBC Sounds’ Best Men podcast with Jason Manford and written ‘The Modern Couple’s Guide to Wedding Speeches’, published by Little, Brown.
